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Name: simon


Interests: Skating, idiot hunting, frightening small children with the ID picture on my Costco card
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Member Since: 12/30/2002

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Sunday, December 21, 2003

I'm back at the rink, and I'm back here, too!

I realized that I had a typo in my previous entry... it was an s missing, not a c.  oops.

I wish the people at the public sessions knew how to speak English.  Or at least speak VERY VERY VERY slowly so I can understand their Spanish.

And my chest is NOT a place to retain your balance.  If you're twice my size and about to fall, do NOT grab me.  And DEFINITELY do not grab my chest.


Wednesday, September 03, 2003

I've been separated from the rink, so you're not going to be getting many idiots from there.  But I've got more idiocy!

First of all, people really don't know anything about their computers.  I've concluded that many people don't even know what OS they're using.  I had a question related to XP home vs XP pro, and I was asking people.  They had no clue.  Some didn't even know if they had XP or not!

And another thing that's been bothering me... Why can't people tell the difference between TCNJ and NJIT?  Last night another of my friends asked me how NJIT was so far.  I yelled at him over AIM for a few minutes over that.  Come on, it's not that hard.  TCNJ.  TCNJ.  TCNJ.  I'm not going to NJIT.  Are four letters that hard to remember?

When I was getting lunch today, I noticed a sign hanging near the counter... somebody really ought to proofread signs before they're made... here's what it said... "Please see signs on counter for today's elections".
....let's all go find an extra letter c to help out the cafeteria...


Tuesday, July 15, 2003

idiot boy: Why is the floor so icy?!?!
me: Because it is ice
idiot boy: Really?
*sigh*...about 14 years old and he didn't understand that you ice skate on ICE!


Sunday, July 13, 2003

Graduation ceremonies for two year colleges are bound to be interesting for the people working at the location of the ceremony...

Girl on the phone: "Excuse me, but do you know what time I'm supposed to be there?"  No, I don't.  Call a friend.  Or call your school.  But don't call us.  We're just renting you the building.


Wednesday, July 02, 2003

Now that I'm working mostly in the office, I've got plenty of new idiots for you!

Almost every day, we get people walking into the rink to ask where the zoo is!  And sometimes they wander around by the ice before asking why the animals don't seem to be there!     If you can't figure out the difference between a zoo and a skating rink, you don't deserve to be in either one.  To help keep things straight... the zoo is the gingerbread building with ANIMALS!!!!  The skating rink is the big building with lots of ICE!!!!

Some woman argued with us for asking her daughter's age and skating level in order to put her in the right class.  She argued with one of the employees on the phone for a while, and then spent the next hour arguing with the manager.  Idiot.  Oh, and then she insisted that we should start up another whole section of classes AND give her a reduced rate just because she was signing up too late! 

My dad's home and will want his computer... there will be more later.



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